Pakistan's ISI Was Behind Shoe Assault: Pentagon

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Pakistan's ISI Was Behind Shoe Assault: Pentagon

The pair of shoes which was thrown at Mr. Bush in Iraq has links to Pakistan, said a statement from Pentagon.


They Pentagon says they have the following proof:


i) The journalist had visited Pakistan earlier this year. There he was inspired by the shoe throwing at former CM Sindh, Arbab Ghulam Rahim and former Law minister, Sher Afghan Niazi.


ii) He received his training of throwing shoes by a Pakistan based ‘Jihadi’ cobblers organization.


iii) The DNA sample of leather has revealed that the animal whose skin was used for manufacturing the shoe had traces of grass which is grown in North of Pakistan and this skin was collected by a Jihadi organization on Eid-ul-Adha earlier this month.


Hearing this and provision of such ‘concrete evidence’, President Asif Ali Zardari and Prime Minister Yousaf Raza Gilani have decided to ban the Jihadi organization and launched a country wide crackdown against all the cobblers in Pakistan.


It was also decided at a cabinet meeting that the cobblers will now have to register themselves with the Government of Pakistan and obtain licenses from the same.